"I'm a Twinkie in a Ding-Dong world."

Though I'm not particularly fond of twinkies. And now you're probably wondering. "What and the world does her title mean?" Well I'll tell you what it means! Me and some of my family went and saw Tim Hawkins on Friday. Wow. We had SO much fun, my jaw/face and stomach hurt from laughing so hard. Staying on subject. About the title, right. I'll explain later. Nooowww. I will show you pictures and video's of the Tim Hawkins concert I went to. It was so much fun! I apologize for the blurry pictures and not focused, it was kind of hard to take pictures with everyone laughing, and I had someone bumping my arm every time they laughed. And that one person laughed a lot. So the pictures aren't the best, but they work ;)

"Chick-fil-A. I could eat that seven times a day

Where the people laugh and children play
Oh, I'm in love with Chick-fil-A"

"Hey there, Delilah

This is your ex-boyfriend Samson
I know you thought that lifting weights
Made me so buff and handsome
You were wrong
It’s cause I let my hair grow long
That makes me strong"

"(Hey everybody! Gather 'round! I'm here to give you
anything you like! You want free college, money,
mortages?! Whatever you like! You have come to the
right place! Why? I'll tell you why!)"

"Who can take your money? (Who can take your money?)

With a twinkle in their eye? (With a twinkle in their
eye?) Take it all away and
Give it to some other guy"

"The Government (the Government)

The Government can! (The Government can!)"

"The Government can 'cause
They mix it up with lies and
Make it all taste good! (Make it all taste good!)

The Government takes
Everything we make
To pay for all of their "sollutions"
Healthcare, Climate Change, Pollution)
(Throw away the Constitution)

Who can give a bailout? (Who can give a bailout?)
Tell us to behave? (Tell us to behave?)
Make the Founding Fathers
Roll over in their graves

The Government takes
Everything we make
They're power hungry
And malicious

The economics are fictitious
Soon we'll have to eat our dishes
Mmm! Delicious!

Who can be a failure? (Who can be a failure?)
In so many ways? (In so many ways?)
Instead of getting fired, HEY!
We'll give ourselves a raise!

The Government can 'cause
They mix it up with lies and
Make it all taste good! (Make it all taste good!)
And your Uncle Sam can 'cause
He mixes it with lies and
Makes it all taste good! (Makes it all taste good!)

And I feel so good
Because the Government
Says I should! Oh!..."

"The only difference between you and I is, The microphone. And talent."

"Oh, Oh, Oh, The dogs on fire"

"Chick-Fil-A, I could eat there seven times a day"

Annnd. We got his autograph!

Annnndddd. We also got our picture with him!

(Joshua is at the top, I'm in the middle with Tim Hawkins, and Rachel is at my shoulder)

Dad got a really funny video when we were talking with him. I was telling Rachel "You can't be shy if you want to meet Tim Hawkins." Because he won't be shy back. But we had so much fun. If Tim Hawkins ever comes to Oklahoma again, I'll definitely want to go and see him. (My videos will take a while to convert onto blogger, so I'm not going to post them right now, but I will be soon.)

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And thats about it. This blog post has taken me way longer than I anticipated. I wanted to make it longer, but that will have to wait a little longer. If you want to see some of Tim Hawkins video's, you can go to youtube or to his website HERE.

God bless!